Thursday, April 06, 2006

Victoria's Secret is Fucking with me

So I just received in the mail the new swimsuit edition of their magazine. I think I may have to go sell myself on the street to pay for all these pretty pretty swimsuits.

Swimsuits are my achilles heel. I see one, I want it. Usually I buy it. Currently I have 21 bathing suits. Nobody needs that many bathing suits, however I don't care. I still want more. Like, probably at least forty more from this catalogue. Especially the pink and yellow Dolce& Gabana one. That one will be my precious.... she wantsss the preciousssssss. Give me the preciousssss. (sorry Lord of the Rings commercials on right now) Anyway, I will be trying to sell my kidneys to the black market today if anyone needs me.

PS the people phoned last night and are buying our house for what we wanted! YAY! Can you see where my priorities are that I told you about the VS catalogue first? I don't think Adam will let me spend the thousands of that money on bathing suits. Something about buying another house or something silly like that.....

4 comments:

  1. You are moving now :|
    Kay well I dont work tonight.
    Ill call you in a bit after I do some homework and then I can play on your computer for you...

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  2. Well Congrats Cindy, now you will be one hour closer to home!!!!! I realize my page is slower but I don't care. I still haven't heard the song on it, and beleive me it took forever find it as I was searching Michelle Branch and I couldn't figure out why the hell Ordinary Day wouldn't come up. Well probably because Vanessa Carlton sings it.
    Nobody said I was smart.
    P.S. I got that catalogue like two weeks ago and Ray asked me "where are all the bra's? is this the only catalogue your gonna get? Typical man.
    So what the hell do you do with that many bathing suits? I think it's called OCD....

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  3. Hey Cindy who's the asshole who left you the dirty comment?

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  4. Well, hello to you too anonymous! Welcome to the wonderful world of shut the fuck up! I will now be deleting your comment. How do you like them apples? Rude comments regarding any one of my blogs that I link to will immediately be removed.
    Personally, I think anyone stupid enough to follow over to someone else's blog and call them out for reading someone else's blog should not be allowed to have internet. I will read whatever the hell I want, and comment whenever I please. Also if I thought she was stupid, I wouldn't read it.
    So fuck off and don't come back you blogtard.

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