So I have this friend who borrowed a pair of my shoes like in October. I finally got mad enough to do something about it. I seen her in the bar(it was her birthday) and she was wearing them. She drunkly offered to let me take them. I don't think she thought that I would. But I did. Obviously she underestimated how much of a bitch I can be. So I left her there in the bar with no shoes. Not my fucking problem.
Don't look at me like that. You'd do it too.