Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Stink Stank Stunk!

Poor poor Jenny.

I don't know if I told you guys this. We have a skunk. No not as a pet, but as a very unwelcome and unwanted bastard who lives under our porch.

In case you haven't guessed by now, Jenny got sprayed. In the face. Let me say that again for you. In. The. Face.

Right before bed. Someone went outside for one last smoke before bed and took the dogs out. Big Mistake.

She was foaming at the mouth and not happy at all about it. Thankfully it never got Ceasar. But still. We had to give her a bath outside with the hose and tomato soup. which does work by the way.

And unfortunately today the whole house stunk like rancid. So I spent most of the day outside because of course it didnt still stink outside. Man that little bastard Pepe LaPew is going down.

We bought traps and are going to catch him. And kill him. Shut up. I don't want to hear it from anyone. Unless you have been through all this before you have no idea how horrible it is.

2 comments:

  1. Perfect...sometimes I wonder why we ignore things we know are bound to happen. I do it all of the time.
    I thought it would happen to Ceasar before Jenni.

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  2. ew. nasty skunk stink and first trimester morning sickness...poor you. my dog got stung on his paw by a bug in the grass recently, and now doesn't want to step on our lawn. he's actually pees right on our patio stones. it's been a couple of weeks, and he's slowly starting to (very carefully) go back on the grass!

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