Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Dinner Conversation*

"Did you fart?"

"No."

"Can you smell that, it smells horrible"

"Yeah, its my breath."

"Are you serious?" (takes big breath as he breathes out)

GAG!

"Oh my god that is your breath, whats wrong with you?"

"It's this buffalo burger. It tastes gross, but I'll eat it!"

A few seconds later the waitress comes over to see if everything is ok. We are still laughing uncontrollably.

*seriously, word for word. you can't make this shit up.

4 comments:

  1. This sounds just like Adam.
    So when are you coming home?

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  2. I'll be there the saturday afternoon before xmas and will be there until after new years!

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  3. Eh mommy you sexy.
    Hahahahha nicely done Adam.
    OMG, kay if I have soo much more gossip for you.. I tried calling you after your birthday. I sent you an email... did you get it? Kay well Im house sitting Mark and Lindas for a week or so. So tomorrow I dont work I am going to call you to talk to you, it might be long distance here so be prepared to come on MSN.... Ill send you an email with the pics of the new penis in my life hahhaha he sexy... but shhhhh hhahahaha... kay well ill talk to you later..... lubbish you...

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